![]() 10/30/2018 at 21:22 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I had to improvise.
A name tag on a blazer isn’t enough. I had to go deeper.
“Horton” is a hat, and his fluff that he heard the Whos on is a cat toy on a q-tip. Yes, Horton was blue or gray depending on which version you’re looking at, but I worked with what I had.
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Horror movie survivor is always a good go-to when it’s last minute. Undercover cop is also appropriate. With that blazer, though, Volvo owner would have been a solid choice.
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Somehow I have a similar blazer in a grey/blue pattern. Yet I don’t own a Volvo.
An undercover cop with fake gun would be a very bad idea given that I work on a military base.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 21:37 |
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Just dress up as Dwight K. (fart) Schrute
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Or Jim Rockford, just add brown loafers.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 21:40 |
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You should own a Volvo.
Good call on not doing that.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 21:46 |
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Who says I won’t already be wearing brown loafers? Most of my coworkers are in their 20’s though. Rockford would be lost on them.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 21:48 |
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I’m sure I’ll eventually own a Volvo or a Saab. The outfit would work for both, and I often check Craigslist for station wagons.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 21:54 |
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My boss announced it on his way out the door. All I have is a Hogwarts uniform.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 21:56 |
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I would make a “Nimbus 3001” tag and hang it on a swifter to carry around with me.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 22:09 |
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You mean all you have is a robe
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Sweater headband school skirt and a wand too thankyouverymuch.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 22:13 |
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The doggo has some fawncyyy tennis balls I could probably put wings on too.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 22:19 |
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“I said you had to wear a costume today!”
I am wearing a costume.
“Oh really. And what is it?”
I dressed up as someone who cares!
![]() 10/30/2018 at 22:32 |
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I have a Star Trek uniform for these occasions. I even have a star fleet emblem they illuminates!
![]() 10/30/2018 at 22:33 |
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My child has a Ravenclaw uniform and I bought her the theme tie to go with it. It’s adorable.
![]() 10/30/2018 at 22:37 |
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Identity theft is not a joke
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M illions of families s uffer every year!
![]() 10/30/2018 at 23:01 |
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Ravenclaw are the best!
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One of the small benefits of working at an old stodgy company is no Halloween costume - I’m not allowed to wear jeans and everyday is slacks and a collared shirt. It was only about 5 years ago that they dropped the jacket requirement.
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Sounds like a good day to call out sick. I wouldn't wear a costume, but to be fair I'm not a fan of Halloween.
![]() 10/31/2018 at 05:54 |
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I was going to just wear a kilt and go as guy that found an excuse to wear a kilt to work. Unfortunately we’ve been working out of a hotel for almost three months waiting for the lease for the military base to be signed so we can order a trailer.
Almost three months of free hotel breakfast turned me into the guy that’s too fat to put on any of his kilts.
![]() 10/31/2018 at 05:56 |
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I keep saying I’m going to just buy a whip so I can just wear my regular clothes and only need to add a hat and the whip to be Indiana Jones.